Summertime's Siren Song

And so it begins...

Our siren's song is quite unique -- one minute she's blasting Christmas music, then makes a strange transition to an extra-ordinarily patriotic rendition of the Star Spangled Banner, and continues on with an even stranger bridge to Rocky's Theme Song.

At least her ice cream's good and even better, my kids still think getting the 50 cent cup, rather than the insanely overpriced, unnervingly unnaturally colored push-pop, is the coolest thing ever.

Ahh ... summer days. Guess I better get my cup of quarters at the ready.


Amen, Frank!

Here's me on my last post: Oh Ruby! You are the light of my life. My days are dark and dreary without you!

Here's me today: Ruby, so help me, if you don't ...

Actually, in order to keep up the ruse of being the perfect mother, perhaps I'll leave it at that. Some things are definitely better left unsaid ... out loud anyway.

So all I'll say is ...