Sacrilegious?

I feel like it's almost blasphemous to make fun of one's tiny, precious, perfect 11 day-old baby but I just can't help myself.

I took a picture of our little guy yesterday and when I saw it on my computer I died laughing.

Here's the pic:




And here's the first thing I thought of after seeing the above picture:


Isn't that horrible of me? I'm sorry Abram, I truly am. But I appreciate you brightening my day. That's gotta count for something, right?

p.s. Don't you agree though that the absolute best part about Abe's picture is his dimple? Isn't that the cutest thing ever?